You should be familiar with how these things go by now, so I won't waste effort with any kind of introduction. Let's do it...

I got this from a girl with the display name: "Killa K G.I.M. Double D dont f#@kin play.~$~" I took the liberty of editing her language for the curse-word sensitive...Check it out...

Although I personally feel that there have been funnier messages in some of the past editions, I don't think any have compared to the ridiculousness (except for the greatest story ever told) found in numero ocho. This edition may anger you as much as it will fill you with joy and laughter. As always, you will be the judge of such things.

I'll kick off 8th edition of Funny MySpace Messages with a couple people who just won't let it go. These are people who I DO NOT reply to and still they continue to blow me up with messages. Like this guy:Check it out...

Go back down and read "The Greatest Myspace story ever told, if you havent yet. When your done, my boy B-melt has some more to add. It is in his voice, so I'll let him say what he has to say...Check it out...

Normally, you come to tmrb and you see the word MySpace and get a little bit giddy. You think that the new installment of messages could have you laughing so hard that you pee your pants. Maybe your pants are still wet from the last time. Well, this time is different. This is one of those few stories that really isn't just comedy. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll curse the day you ever signed up for myspace. I've actually had the materials to write this story for a year. I write it today for a couple of reasons. First, and more importantly, I lost a lot of the info when my computer crashed in July, so I have to write it out while it's still fresh in my mind. Secondly, it is the one year anniversary of the day I first heard the greatest myspace story ever told...Check it out...

It’s been just over 2 months since the last installment of funny myspace messages.  I must say, I’ve had so many during the past few months, that I left quite a few of them out.  Well, there’s no time to waste time, so let’s get this startedCheck it out...

Tags: Myspace

Uh oh, looks like it’s time for the 6th edition of funny myspace messages.  For whatever reason, you all seem to like these the best.  I still think they are absurd, but hey, I’ll play along if it means somebody will think it’s funny.  Well enough for the intro, I’ve got what you came here for, so let’s get into it...Check it out...

Tags: Dakota, MySpace, Clay, Bismarck, fat girls

The fifth installment of my Funny Myspace Messages that you have to read to believe.Check it out...

So Im thinking that November was national “Holla at a Fat Girl” month or somethin.  Forreal I had an inordinate amount of ridiculous messages from the big girls this month.  I guess they just love me.Check it out...

Tags: Myspace

Im just gonna dive right into this one.  Now the first thing Ill show u isnt a message, persay, but when u have a photo like this person, u send alot more than any message ever couldCheck it out...

Tags: Myspace