BTGOM: March... Hella Late I Know
02/04/08 23:35 Filed in: BTGOM
I've
been really drained lately. I guess thats how it goes
at the end of the season. I'm just very mentally
drained right now, as a result, I've been slackin on
my BTGOM's. This won't happen again. My apologies.
Anyways, it's late, but so what? I know who gets the title for March, 2008. I've actually been tracking this girl for a year now. Tracking would appear to be a sophisticated way to say stalking, but I wont say it's the same thing. I just happened to take notice early and I have yet to stop noticing.
Let me ask you something. What are the last car brands you consider buying? Let's pretend that you had $40,000 to spend on a new whip, I'm sure your first thought wouldn't be Saturn. If you're younger than 77 years old, it wouldn't be Buick. For me, one of those brands used to be Mercury. i just always considered Mercury to be a bootleg Ford. I don't like Ford, so why would I like Mercury? I now have a reason: Jill Wagner.

I'm not sure exactly when Jill started doing these commercials, but I know I'm not the only person who takes notice. I feel like the whole Boom Tho Movement should be taking notice. Her MySpace profile says that she is single and living in L.A. that's funny, because I too am single and will be in L.A. this summer. It almost worked with Julia Allison I feel like it should just be a thing we do from now on. I already sent her a message. Let's see what develops.

Before I conclude, I want to take this thing to the next level. I want people to submit potential Boom Tho girls to me via e-mail for the next week or two. They don't have to be celebrities, but Boom Tho worthy as you see it. After I get a good amount of submissions, I'll put up a thing so people can vote for the next girl. That's the way it should be. Interactivity is real hot right now. Hollar.
Anyways, it's late, but so what? I know who gets the title for March, 2008. I've actually been tracking this girl for a year now. Tracking would appear to be a sophisticated way to say stalking, but I wont say it's the same thing. I just happened to take notice early and I have yet to stop noticing.
Let me ask you something. What are the last car brands you consider buying? Let's pretend that you had $40,000 to spend on a new whip, I'm sure your first thought wouldn't be Saturn. If you're younger than 77 years old, it wouldn't be Buick. For me, one of those brands used to be Mercury. i just always considered Mercury to be a bootleg Ford. I don't like Ford, so why would I like Mercury? I now have a reason: Jill Wagner.

I'm not sure exactly when Jill started doing these commercials, but I know I'm not the only person who takes notice. I feel like the whole Boom Tho Movement should be taking notice. Her MySpace profile says that she is single and living in L.A. that's funny, because I too am single and will be in L.A. this summer. It almost worked with Julia Allison I feel like it should just be a thing we do from now on. I already sent her a message. Let's see what develops.

Before I conclude, I want to take this thing to the next level. I want people to submit potential Boom Tho girls to me via e-mail for the next week or two. They don't have to be celebrities, but Boom Tho worthy as you see it. After I get a good amount of submissions, I'll put up a thing so people can vote for the next girl. That's the way it should be. Interactivity is real hot right now. Hollar.

